Saturday, April 19, 2014
Just before you pass out next time think of me. F. Scott Fitzgerald to Ernest Hemingway, 1927 (via pianti)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes)

littleprincesschloe:

onesubsjourney:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

Seriously. Crying. Tears down my face. Holy shit.

Omfg I cried, I had to pause the video half way because I was crying

irvingt0n:

The only difference between your actions being either romantic or fucking creepy is dependant on how attractive the other person finds you.

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(Source: kamukura-izuruu)

Friday, April 18, 2014

Me trying to date:

  • Me: I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
  • Him: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.
  • Me: No.. You don't understand.
did-you-kno:

Source 
Psychopaths are not a mistake of nature, they’re a gift. Dr. Evelyn Vogel, Dexter. (via haematichands)
poppyleprechaun:

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